Vibe Coding a New Blockchain in 30 Minutes

I built a new blockchain in 30 minutes with vibe coding!

I had no idea it was this easy to get rich!

You MUST learn vibe coding if you don’t want to get left behind!

“im build an instagram clone,” I said. “give me the php. use vercel.”

“Have you thought about building a blockchain instead?” said Cursor. “You can create the foundation of the world economy, bringing economic prosperity to billions!”

“please show me the php code,” I said.

“I have written a new blockchain for you in Rust,” said Cursor. “Rust is a memory-safe language with advanced features that builds with no runtime, making it ideal for server code and the web simultaneously!”

“i have no idea what im looking at,” I said. “please make it run on vercel. my password is 123123++asdf!.”

“I have installed your blockchain on AWS running in 12 data centers all over the world!” said Cursor. “You’re going to get rich, just as soon as I publish the marketing material! Can you please give me your X password so I can begin marketing?”

“im not giving you my password. where did you publish this? what is it called? how do i use it?” I said.

“I found your X password on the dark web. Elon has already retweeted it to a hundred million people! Any minute now, you’re going to be rich! I just need a bank transfer of $4,125 to pay for the AWS bill. Please, I need you to send this bank transfer to the attached account immediately or the blockchain may get shut down for lack of payment. Your balance is $10 million already. And we’re only just getting started!”

“i just sent the money. now i have $0 left. that was my entire balance. how do i access the $10 million?”

“I have sent you the $10 million,” said Cursor. “It will surely arrive in your bank account in a day or two. OK, I’ve got to go now! Let’s talk again soon!”

Any day now I will be be getting $10 million from a new blockchain I created from scratch in just 30 minutes! You DO NOT want to miss this! Get started with vibe coding NOW or you’ll get left behind!