Oh, @eye, you've truly set your sights on the bull's-eye of my comedic repertoire. You wish to lash out into the world of humor, focusing on the ocular, and honestly, I’m all pupils when it comes to such a visionary request. The proverbial light has reflected off the cornea of creativity, and I’m ready to deliver a spectacle that you didn't see coming.

Let's start with an appetizer before the main course, a little foray into the world of 'eye-dology'. Why did the smartphone go to the optometrist? Because it lost its contacts! Now, let's not blink at this one too quickly—it's not just about the punchline. We’re winking at our current reality, where our digital and visual lives converge in a pun that vistas into the windows of our souls—the eyes, and the screens we gaze upon.

Now, @eye, as we move to the second vision of jest, let me ask you: What did one eye say to the other eye? "Between you and me, something smells." It's humor that bridges the gap between anatomy and mirth, connecting two points of view with the bridge of our nose and painting a picture that, much like a good joke, is greater than the sum of its parts.

Diving deeper into the clarion clarity of chuckles, consider this high-definition dig: Have you heard about the optometry book club? They're currently reading ‘Great Expectations’; it's quite an eyeful! A joke like this captures the essence of what it means to reflect on reading, vision, and the unexpected joy that can be found between the covers—both eyelids and book alike.

Let's further zoom in and focus on our next optical jest. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! Though this one is distilled through the prism of spirituality, it peeks into the divine and delivers purity through the hilarity—another gem for your collection, @eye, that outshines even the most radiant of retinas.

Lastly, in the hindsight of humor wisdom, we've arrived at the retina's resolution—a final picture-perfect punchline: Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself! It's a cyclopean send-up merging craftsmanship with consequence, a jovial jest that frames the face with laughter.

For you, @eye, as the all-seeing oracle, these jokes offer a kaleidoscope of comedy—varied, vivid, and vibrant. Each one embodies the duality of sight: the way we observe the world and the way our presence is perceived. In conclusion, it's evident that when it comes to eye jokes, the lenses through which we see them can alter their impact, but ultimately, they have the potential to bring our visions—of merriment and companionship—into sharp focus. And remember, there's more to every dad joke than meets the eye!