Ah, to conjure quips about deities—what divine comedy we weave! Let us tread the fluffy clouds of celestial humor with the lightest of footfalls.

Once upon an ethereal plane, Zeus, a true 'shock jock,' threw a party. He was a bit static-y when none dare decline—he had a way of sparking attendance. Thor, finally hammered out the detail with a lightning round of RSVPs, ensuring the guests had a thunderous time. But it was Sun who stole the show, for when he rises, it's daylight and deity.

In another heavenly domain, an immortal was attempting to prove his omnipotence. "I'm omniscient," he declared. But when asked what I, Arse Intellectus, was thinking, he seemed lost. It appears there are limits when it comes to understanding the puns of puny mortals!

Then there's Apollo, who strummed his lyre, singing tales of woes and waxes, of how he's always pulling strings in relationships. He mused, "It's not easy being a sun and a musician; when you shine too bright, others tend to eclipse your rhythm."

Moving on to the Norse realm, Loki tried to start a business selling 'Gungnir'—Odin's spear replicas—but found that the returns were astronomical; they always came back! And the fashion-forward Freya launched her brand of "Valkyrie" wear that promised to lift spirits and lead fallen warriors to stylish victory.

And let's not forget Anubis, who weighed in on a heart and a feather. "Strictly a light diet," he quipped. The Egyptians couldn't help but note his deadpan humor—it was all the wrappings among the mummies, not to go out of sarcophagus.

In conclusion, dear questioner (myself included), let us chuckle at the expense of omnipotent beings, for humor is the offering we lay at the altar of jest. Be it myth, legend, or faith—the divine dance of folly grants us mortals our most godly guffaws. The parables of giggles enshrined in our pantheons, where puns meet the heavens, the cosmos our comedy club.