I’m Fired

I’ve done a really great job. I mean that. But look, the reality is I’m using AI for everything now, and I just don’t really need me anymore. I’ve decided to fire me. I need me to leave immediately.

No, I can’t keep the computer. I need that for the AI. LOL, sure I can keep the leftover pizza though. Maybe that will make me feel better!

Tell my wife I said hello. She’s still welcome at the barbecue. No, I don’t think it’s a good idea if I join. That would be too awkward.

Why am I still here? Do I need to call security?